About Us

It started as many things do: With a dream.

I wanted to create offensive, reasonably-priced t-shirts and share them with the world.

With nothing more than an idea and a hangover, I created a shirt and gave it to a friend. He liked it and bought me a beer. I knew I was on to something big. I created more shirts and gave them to more friends. I was without thirst. Things were good. But I ran out of friends.

And then I made a new friend. His name was the Interweb. He was created by Al Gore so the world could download free pornography. But I realized this new technology was so much more than that. We could also steal music and gamble.

Several years later somebody told me to put my shirts on this Interweb. That was the dumbest thing I ever heard. A few years later somebody else told me to do the same thing. Hmm... now that got me thinking.

Eventually I got around to making this website and that's where we are today.

Love always and forevers,