You know what our favorite drink is? It's Jack Daniels. Absolutely. It's a wild man's drink. When you've got a belly full of Jack you don't know where you're going to end up ... but you know when you get there you probably won't be wearing pants. Though you should be wearing a tasty tavern t-shirt from Jerkass Clothing. So the morning after, when you wake up next to a park bench hobo, he'll be so inspired by your fashion fortitude he won't even notice that you've pooped in his moccasins. And for that, you are welcome.

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  THE TITTY TWISTER
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  DICK'S HALF-WAY INN
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  THE REGAL BEAGLE
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  THE DIRTY SANCHEZ
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  PINKY'S VOODOO LOUNGE
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  RILEY'S TEXAS SHOWBAR
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  BIG FOOT BOWL-O-RAMA
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  BREW CITY BOWL
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  COCKTAILS & DREAMS
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  COWBOY WANG'S SPACE LOUNGE
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  JILLY'S GLORY HOLE
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  LAST CALL
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  DRIFTWOOD TAVERN
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  MURPHY'S LAW
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  BOBBY JOE BOB'S POP-A-TOP BEER & TACKLE
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  THE GREEN DRAGON
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  SATAN'S SPIT SALOON
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  I GOT HAMMERED AT HAILEY'S
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  STATE STREET BEER 'N BRAWL
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  TIPSY McSTAGGER'S
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  BRIG 46 ROADHOUSE
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  THE SUNSET DRIP
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  SORRY CHARLIE'S
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  RED'S HOT HOUSE
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  SPUNKY MONKEY