You know what our favorite drink is? It's Jack Daniels. Absolutely. It's a wild man's drink. When you've got a belly full of Jack you don't know where you're going to end up ... but you know when you get there you probably won't be wearing pants. Though you should be wearing a tasty tavern t-shirt from Jerkass Clothing. So the morning after, when you wake up next to a park bench hobo, he'll be so inspired by your fashion fortitude he won't even notice that you've pooped in his moccasins. And for that, you are welcome.