Top 5 ways you know you're from the great state of Wisconsin:
5) Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel shirt.
4) You consider it a sport to drill through 38 inches of ice and sit all day in the cold waiting for food to swim by.
3) You know who Sixto Lezcano is.
2) Every sweatshirt you own is either red and white or green and gold.
1) You're not an alcoholic. You're a professional.

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  DRINK WISCONSINBLY
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  DRINK WISCONSINBLY
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  DRINK WISCONSINBLY
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  DRINK WISCONSINBLY
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  DRINK WISCONSINBLY
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  RELAX I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  I LOVE (WISCONSIN) BEER
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  CAPTAIN WISCONSIN
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  RESERVOIR SAUSAGES
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  FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
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  ZOMBIE!
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  RELAX, I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
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  DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY WISCONSIN
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  BEAR + DEER = BEER
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  I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
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  I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
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  WISCONSIN KICKS ASS
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  I LOVE DAY DRINKING
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  KEEP CALM AND DRINK ON
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  WISCONSIN OUTDRINKING YOUR STATE SINCE 1848
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  WISCONSIN DRINK 'EM ALL
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  WISCONSIN DRINK 'EM ALL
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  MILWAUKEE DRINK 'EM ALL
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  MILWAUKEE DRINK 'EM ALL
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  CLAY MATTHEWS PREDATOR #52
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  PACKERS RETIREMENT HOME
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  WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU CRAIG
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  WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU BRENT
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  THOR #52
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  GO PACK
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  GREEN AND YELLOW
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  PACKERS OWNER
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  THE BEARS STILL SUCK
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  THE BEARS STILL SUCK
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  THE BEARS STILL SUCK
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  ILLINOIS WORST STATE EVER
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  WISCONSIN BEST STATE EVER
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  WISCONSIN TIPPIN'
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  GREETINGS FROM WISCONSIN
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  WISCONSIN
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  WINSCONSIN
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  WISCANSAN!
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  I PUT THE SIN IN WISCONSIN
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  WISCONSIN DRINKS
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  I LOVE (FARLEY) WISCONSIN
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  PEPPERONI CANNOLI
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  I PUSHED THE SNAKE BUTTON
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  WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU BERT
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  WHAT HAPPENS AT DEER CAMP STAYS AT DEER CAMP
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  ZOMBIE WARRIORS
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  HELP KEEP MILWAUKEE CLEAN
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  BREW CITY BOWL
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  MILWAUKEE GUN
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  AARON RODGERS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
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  CLAY MATTHEWS NFC NORTH PREDATOR
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  BEAST MODE
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  MILWAUKEE BREWERS #1
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  MILWAUKEE BREWERS HANG LOOSE
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  MILWAUKEE BREWERS ROCK ON
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  MILWAUKEE BREWERS FUCK YOU
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  WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?