Top 5 ways you know you're from the great state of Wisconsin:
5) Sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel shirt.
4) You consider it a sport to drill through 38 inches of ice and sit all day in the cold waiting for food to swim by.
3) You know who Sixto Lezcano is.
2) Every sweatshirt you own is either red and white or green and gold.
1) You're not an alcoholic. You're a professional.